The Military Conglomerate of Rhineland Federation is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kendra von Hartfelden with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 13.024 billion Soldiers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cologne. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rhineland Federationian economy, worth a remarkable 1,374 trillion Deutschmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 105,571 Deutschmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving", school football matches are usually five-a-side, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, and people can get away with murder these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rhineland Federation's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Rhineland Federation is ranked 26,600^th in the world and 6^th in Hartfelden for Safest, scoring 110.61 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.